Because sometimes, "making love" just isn't romantic enough...
Girl: (talking about the meat on her plate) Hey [John], could you throw some sauce on there for me?
Guy #1: Sure thing. (douses meat in sauce)
Girl: Whoa, whoa!
Guy #1: Oops, sorry - too much?
Guy #2: (from the next table) What's going on over there?
Guy #1: I think I just wrecked her meat.
Guy #2: Oh, is that what you kids are calling it these days?
-- overheard by MK