Porn-related battles are strictly dinnertime fare. Manners, man!
Guy #1: Man, there's this intense battle between Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks right now. They both want to be the queen of porn.
Guy #2: Jenna Jameson's my absolute favourite. I'm not a huge fan of Brianna Banks. Her **** is way too ugly.
Guy #1: Are you kidding me? She's fucking hot. My favourite scene of all time was this 10-minute scene where she was getting banged so hard, they broke the bed. I mean, they BROKE the fucking BED!
The girls in the room give him a weird look.
Guy #1: (pauses) You know, maybe this isn't a great thing to talk about at the lunch table...
-- overheard by Dave
Guy #2: Jenna Jameson's my absolute favourite. I'm not a huge fan of Brianna Banks. Her **** is way too ugly.
Guy #1: Are you kidding me? She's fucking hot. My favourite scene of all time was this 10-minute scene where she was getting banged so hard, they broke the bed. I mean, they BROKE the fucking BED!
The girls in the room give him a weird look.
Guy #1: (pauses) You know, maybe this isn't a great thing to talk about at the lunch table...
-- overheard by Dave
posted by Overheard at Western at 7:11 PM
9 Comments:
lol, that last line makes the joke awesome!
^
ummm... that IS the joke, moron.
^huzzah for needless online abuse!
^ Shut the FUCK up, you turdburgling piece of dogshit!
^ Language.
children, children. must we stoop to such levels?
FUCK IVEY
^and DEATH TO UGGS!
and who can forget....
BRESCIA GIRLS ARE HAIRY DYKES!
wow. people need lives.
Great read thannkyou
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