Sunday, June 17, 2007

Porn-related battles are strictly dinnertime fare. Manners, man!

Guy #1: Man, there's this intense battle between Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks right now. They both want to be the queen of porn.
Guy #2: Jenna Jameson's my absolute favourite. I'm not a huge fan of Brianna Banks. Her **** is way too ugly.
Guy #1: Are you kidding me? She's fucking hot. My favourite scene of all time was this 10-minute scene where she was getting banged so hard, they broke the bed. I mean, they BROKE the fucking BED!

The girls in the room give him a weird look.

Guy #1: (pauses) You know, maybe this isn't a great thing to talk about at the lunch table...

-- overheard by Dave

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, that last line makes the joke awesome!

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^

ummm... that IS the joke, moron.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^huzzah for needless online abuse!

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Shut the FUCK up, you turdburgling piece of dogshit!

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Language.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

children, children. must we stoop to such levels?


FUCK IVEY

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^and DEATH TO UGGS!

and who can forget....

BRESCIA GIRLS ARE HAIRY DYKES!

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. people need lives.

11:42 AM  

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