"I only bought it because they had a 2-for-1 deal at that place where I bought my Che Guevara shirt..."
A girl approaches her friend, clearly angry. She's wearing a shirt that says "Everything's Bigger in Texas".
Girl: Arghh... why is everyone giving me flak for this shirt? Does it have some sort of sexual connotation that I'm not aware of?!
-- Med-Syd Cafeteria, overheard by Matthew