Tuesday, April 10, 2007

"And then, after eighty years, I totally just left it to sit in the destruction I wrought."

Professor: (after jamming a window open to stop it from creaking) See? I just colonized that window. I silenced it!

-- English 232, overheard by Gennelle


Anonymous Anonymous said...

was this prof. purkis?

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no it was prof. tattersall ...

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must be doing something wrong. When I colonized your mom's vagina last night, she wasn't silenced at all. Truth be told - bitch wouldn't shut up for hours. Perhaps I should pull out my occupying armies PDQ and see if she's up for the challenges of independence.

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^You're my mom.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love 5:36

2:21 AM  

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