"And then, after eighty years, I totally just left it to sit in the destruction I wrought."
Professor: (after jamming a window open to stop it from creaking) See? I just colonized that window. I silenced it!
-- English 232, overheard by Gennelle
-- English 232, overheard by Gennelle
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:05 PM
5 Comments:
was this prof. purkis?
no it was prof. tattersall ...
I must be doing something wrong. When I colonized your mom's vagina last night, she wasn't silenced at all. Truth be told - bitch wouldn't shut up for hours. Perhaps I should pull out my occupying armies PDQ and see if she's up for the challenges of independence.
^You're my mom.
I love 5:36
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