Monday, April 02, 2007

Or stab yourself in the eye with an Allen key...

Professor: It’s like IKEA. You buy some furniture. Think you can put it all together. You go home and fail and then go slit your wrists in the corner.

-- MOS, overheard by Shawn

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that in the instruction manual? Or just a suggestion to stupid students?

5:23 PM  
Blogger rollenlee said...

That must have been a deleted scene from "Fight Club."

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just make sure the razor blades you use are sterilized. There's nothing worse than getting blood poisoning when you're trying to kill yourself.

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody's bitter about IKEA's instruction manual.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

somebody's bitter about blood poisoning

11:57 PM  

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