Or stab yourself in the eye with an Allen key...
Professor: It’s like IKEA. You buy some furniture. Think you can put it all together. You go home and fail and then go slit your wrists in the corner.
-- MOS, overheard by Shawn
-- MOS, overheard by Shawn
posted by Overheard at Western at 10:39 AM
6 Comments:
Was that in the instruction manual? Or just a suggestion to stupid students?
That must have been a deleted scene from "Fight Club."
Just make sure the razor blades you use are sterilized. There's nothing worse than getting blood poisoning when you're trying to kill yourself.
Somebody's bitter about IKEA's instruction manual.
somebody's bitter about blood poisoning
Thanks for this bblog post
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