Tuesday, March 20, 2007

You might say that her cup runneth over.

Girl #1: Hey, how much did you pee?
Girl #2: Oh, I peed as much as I usually pee when I drink.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. Why, how much did you pee?
Girl #1: I peed WAY more than I usually do!

-- The Thorny Devil, overheard by Jennifer


Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably wears UGGs.

They must be destroyed.

-Bob, the UGG Conquerer

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thread down, Bob. They're all waiting for you... they're playing your song!

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve always thoguht no pee feels quite as good as that first drunken pee that you've been holding for as long as you can because you don't want to leave your spot at the bar. God it's almost orgasmic, and anyone who says differently is a fucking liar!!

10:28 AM  

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