"And hey, look! A squirrel!"
Three girls walk into a crowded bus shelter.
Girl #1: Oh God, it’s freezing!
(Girls #2 and #3 talk amongst themselves for a minute.)
Girl #1: FUCK LIFE!
Girl #2: You mean "fuck the weather".
Girl #1: No, fuck life... and fuck random people telling me I have ADD!
-- overheard by Dela
posted by Overheard at Western at 2:36 PM
12 Comments:
Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Ooh, ice cream!
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can't get anything accomplished
Q: How many Western student's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician, the other to get the beer.
How many western students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the buld and let the world revolve around them, and two as an audience
How many Western (or Queens) students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to call the electrician, the other to call Daddy to pay the bill.
I wish my daddy could pay the bill.
Q: How many Western students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. They're too big to fit in a lightbulb, but they'll screw anyway.
6:25... tell your daddy to get off the welfare and get a job.
6:56 - by being at a publicly funded university, you are technically receiving welfare... moreso than the folks on Ontario Works
8:15...not really...unless the unversity pays for your food, clothing, shelter, etc...
otherwise, all public education (or for that matter, any public service)is welfare
My mom's on welfare.
I thought this was about ADD. I have ADD. It seems everyone else does also.
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