"And hey, look! A squirrel!"
Three girls walk into a crowded bus shelter.
Girl #1: Oh God, it’s freezing!
(Girls #2 and #3 talk amongst themselves for a minute.)
Girl #1: FUCK LIFE!
Girl #2: You mean "fuck the weather".
Girl #1: No, fuck life... and fuck random people telling me I have ADD!
-- overheard by Dela