Monday, March 05, 2007

Unless this is a Sex Psych assignment, they're heading for a firm, hard failure.

Girl #1: I want us to go hard on that assignment tomorrow.
Girl #2: Don't worry - I can't go soft.
Girl #1: Soft is for suckers.
Girl #2: Hey, speaking of soft, know what's an awful word?
Girl #1: Panties?
Girl #2: Yes. But also, "flaccid".
Girl #1: (simultaneously) "Flaccid". Haha, we hate the same words.
Girl #2: Of course, it makes sense that we would hate that one. It's an inherently disappointing word.
Girl #1: Stop! I mean, these jokes are so limp. Also, I should be sitting erect and listening.
Girl #2: That was a pretty turgid joke.
Girl #1: (laughing) We're being so disruptive.
Girl #2: I know!
Girl #1: It's totally premature laughing.

-- Law School

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this reinforces the stereotype that law students are all losers.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's clever. But I also want to go to Law School...

2:41 PM  
Anonymous 3L Law Student said...

12:25,

Pfft, you totally want to be me.

2:41,

Let me give you a tip. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL. You wanna talk stereotypes, how about being a lawyer and making lot's of money. Ain't gonna happen...At least to you anyway.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't go to law school.

I go to the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's unfortunate for you.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M.R.S degree.

The best that Western has to offer.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe..."turgid."

11:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like sexual mad libs to me

7:25 PM  

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