Unless this is a Sex Psych assignment, they're heading for a firm, hard failure.
Girl #1: I want us to go hard on that assignment tomorrow.
Girl #2: Don't worry - I can't go soft.
Girl #1: Soft is for suckers.
Girl #2: Hey, speaking of soft, know what's an awful word?
Girl #1: Panties?
Girl #2: Yes. But also, "flaccid".
Girl #1: (simultaneously) "Flaccid". Haha, we hate the same words.
Girl #2: Of course, it makes sense that we would hate that one. It's an inherently disappointing word.
Girl #1: Stop! I mean, these jokes are so limp. Also, I should be sitting erect and listening.
Girl #2: That was a pretty turgid joke.
Girl #1: (laughing) We're being so disruptive.
Girl #2: I know!
Girl #1: It's totally premature laughing.
-- Law School