Unless this is a Sex Psych assignment, they're heading for a firm, hard failure.
Girl #1: I want us to go hard on that assignment tomorrow.
Girl #2: Don't worry - I can't go soft.
Girl #1: Soft is for suckers.
Girl #2: Hey, speaking of soft, know what's an awful word?
Girl #1: Panties?
Girl #2: Yes. But also, "flaccid".
Girl #1: (simultaneously) "Flaccid". Haha, we hate the same words.
Girl #2: Of course, it makes sense that we would hate that one. It's an inherently disappointing word.
Girl #1: Stop! I mean, these jokes are so limp. Also, I should be sitting erect and listening.
Girl #2: That was a pretty turgid joke.
Girl #1: (laughing) We're being so disruptive.
Girl #2: I know!
Girl #1: It's totally premature laughing.
-- Law School
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:35 AM
8 Comments:
I think this reinforces the stereotype that law students are all losers.
I think it's clever. But I also want to go to Law School...
12:25,
Pfft, you totally want to be me.
2:41,
Let me give you a tip. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL. You wanna talk stereotypes, how about being a lawyer and making lot's of money. Ain't gonna happen...At least to you anyway.
I don't go to law school.
I go to the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.
That's unfortunate for you.
M.R.S degree.
The best that Western has to offer.
hehehe..."turgid."
sounds like sexual mad libs to me
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