Wednesday, March 07, 2007

"Did nothing" = "stalked you on Facebook"

Two girls are in line at Tim Hortons. A male classmate approaches.

Guy: Hey.
Girl: Hey, how was your reading week?
Guy: Okay. I just went home, did nothing. How was yours?
Girl: It was good. I went to Florida.
Guy: Yeah, I saw some pic----tures (slows down, embarrassed).

(Awkward silence)

Guy: Well, I'll see ya.

-- Nat Sci, overheard by Alex

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahah awesome

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, you shouldn't post the pictures if you don't want people to look at them

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahaha the title is so true.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are the days of miracle and wonder.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Facebook stalking is something that everyone does, you just don't like admitting to it.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely. I hate facebook though. I have it and am addicted, but I hate it anyways.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOMEONE knows Paul Simon?! kudos!

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*High five*

- 1:29

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the way we look to a distant constellation thats dying in the corner of the sky.

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Graceland's one of the best albums of the 80's

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This is the long-distance call
the way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all"

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's remember that "The Boy in the Bubble" was quoted in the first place to point out our increasing reliance on technology, not to start a lyric-posting marathon.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.albumoftheday.com

the truth about facebook. although i am sure you already knew.

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good point, 10:22am.

11:44 AM  

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