Thursday, March 08, 2007

With Like a Virgin as the recessional?

Three girls are talking about sex.

Girl #1: So how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hmmm... about seven months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a funeral for my vagina.

-- Prince Albert's Diner, overheard by Al

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll do you.

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to organize a club that helps people to have enjoy sex more often, with severly overweight chicks. They could call it a "fraternity".

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that someone needs to hold an intervention for this chick. Any volunteers (assuming she isn't gross)?

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm in either way.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet her anus could give a stunning eulogy

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, i'd be glad to provide mouth to vagina rescutation!

12:19 PM  

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