Sunday, March 11, 2007

That would be one magical animal.

Girl #1: No, but you have to have sex! You're like our house representative for having sex.
Girl #2: Yeah, you gotta. One of us has to. It's like you're bringing home the bacon, only it's sex bacon.

-- House party

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmmmm, sex bacon, ^droool^

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well clearly they aren't jewish

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's not kosher, man.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Yeah, and they caused hurricane Katrina...also the extinction of the dinosaurs...it's a long story....

What if the joo comes at you with the claw?

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHH jew claw! Jew claw! Clearly they caused 9/11!

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and everything that is wrong with the world.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Throw the Jew down the well!

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^apparently the guy that hates communists also hates Jews...

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^well, they DID both undermine the fatherland during the great war...

9:28 PM  
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2:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ yeah, and it's not like their cultural, economic, and educatonal contributions to society are completely out of proportion to their small numbers....oh wait...

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^studies show? What studies?

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"In my country there is problem/and that problem is the joo!/ they're always taking all your money/ they never give it back to you....

So Throw the joo down the well!
so my country can be free!
You've got to grab them by the horns....
then we have a big party!"

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to marry a jew.

3:22 PM  

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