Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Communism bites.

Guy #1: It's amazing all the stuff you can get in spray bottles nowadays. Like sunscreen. Sunscreen is one of the most ridiculous things you can get in a spray bottle.
Guy #2: I know! It all just comes out in one stream, and you have to rub it in anyway. There's no advantage there. Why not just have it in a regular bottle?
Guy #3: The weirdest thing to me is the sunscreen/mosquito-repellent combination. I mean, when would you ever use those two things together?
Guy #2: Maybe if you were on a beach... that was near the woods?
Guy #1: Or... Cuba?

-- Cherryhill A&P

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

weak

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*le sigh* those girls definitely aren't Jewish camp counsellors...

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or... a lake?

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What girls?

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish camp counselors? you mean the SS?

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try ANY outdoor job near water...

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol @ Jewcamp.

6:21 PM  
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2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:41 PM  

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