"Like, we should totally just raise money for fly swatters."
Girl #1: These charity ball things seem to be so fashionable these days - everyone is hosting one. And the money usually goes to some, like, cancer research project. I'm sorry, but I think that's such a waste of money and I refuse to give them anything. I mean, there are starving children in the world right now, and the money should go to them. It's not like money for cancer research is going to do anything anytime soon. Think of all those starving children in, like, Darfur. I see them on television and they've always got, like, flies on them and stuff; so much poverty, and cancer research is going nowhere.
-- Talbot College, overheard by Jenna