Monday, March 26, 2007

After all, they are the number-one threat to America.

Guy #1: Hey, do you think that if animals could talk and were as smart as us, we would get along?
Guy #2: I think so. (pause) Actually, maybe not lions. They're pretty crazy.
Guy #1: Yeah we'd probably have to lock up all the lions and bears.
Guy #2: Damn, bears. Almost forgot.

-- Near Jim Bob's, overheard by Ryan

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the Colbert reference!

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They forgot about the tigers.

Oh my!

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the bear patrol would handle the bears

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're part of the bear agenda.

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

colbert colbert colbert =]
thankyou for the reference it made my day

11:06 AM  

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