Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Plus, it would probably embiggen the smallest man.

Girl #1: Oh, man, I still have to contribute money for the grad gift.
Girl #2: Yeah, I had to do that yesterday.
Girl #1: What sucks is that you have no say as to how the gift is used. I mean, a portrait of Professor [Johnson] is nice, but a statue of Professor [Johnson] fighting a bear... now that would be amazing!

-- Classroom

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

or professor [johnson] turning into a bear.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Professor [Johnson] would get himself the top position on the Threatdown if that happened.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Professor [Johnson] gets the top position on your mom all the time.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're my mom.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:51 is the laming-est lame-o who ever lamed.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're the laming-est lame-o who ever lamed.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhhh nice one?

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a nice one.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why thank you!nsovr

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

embiggen isnt even a word u piece of shit get ur word knowledge straight before u post dumbass shit like this u scumbag nazi! Check your grammar here: www.goatse.ca

2:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy, kiddo. Ever watched "The Simpsons"? Please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culturally_significant_phrases_from_The_Simpsons.

And if your grammar site was worth its salt, it would probably tell you that "u" isn't a word.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Moncholo said...

I'm in love with Girl # 1.

2:39 PM  

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