Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Animals are people, right?

Prof: You may be wondering why a fat, old man is here to teach you about sexual techniques. Not to worry. I've actually had sex. Twice. One of those times was with another person.

-- Psych 153, overheard by Robyn

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was there for that class. Guy Grenier is the fucking bomb. Chivers is frigid and boring. I don't understand how somebody could ruin sex for me.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy Grenier is fucking your mom?

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy Grenier fucks whomever he wants to fuck. He is just that awesome.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So he's fucked you then?

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why yes, Guy Grenier's pecker is up my poop chute right now.

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chivers is so incredibly dull. I let her have it on the class evaluation thing. I hope she cries

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How titillating.

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

alright, I know Western kids don't pay much attention, but if your prof says something, you're not overhearing it, you're learning it.

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...so? Please take that stick out of your ass :)

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 2:00.... I "learned" Guy Grenier fucking your mom just the other day. Wait, no... hang on... maybe I actually "overheard" it because it was taking place outside of class? Unless he was really just giving your mom a private study session (one thing's for sure... whatever it was - Grenier was definately 'giving it' to her... all night long!).

Inquiring minds want to know...

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^You're my mom.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah 2:00 is a fucking loser with no friends, who clearly didn't get into Western, becuase they have nothing else to do but make snotty little remarks at 2 in the morning!

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BURN!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, if he went to Western he'd be on his way back from the bars after wasting his parents' money trying to get some chick drunk enough to give him a blow job.

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mom, shut up already!

7:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think this quote counts... EVERYONE who took Psych 153 with Dr. Grenier in any year heard that quote.

2:25 PM  

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