"When 'Home' didn't teleport me to Toronto, I assumed these buttons were all just a tease..."
Lindsay Lohan Wannabe: Hi, I have been trying to use the online banking but I don’t think I am set up.
TD Bank Guy: I can show you how to register.
LL Wannabe: Oh, I’ve signed up, but I don’t think it worked.
TD Guy: Well, let's sign on using my computer. If something isn’t correct on your profile we can fix it. (He enters her banking information and LL Wannabe enters her password.)
LL Wannabe: (Awkward pause) Oh, you have to hit the "sign in" button?!
-- TD Bank, overheard by Chad
TD Bank Guy: I can show you how to register.
LL Wannabe: Oh, I’ve signed up, but I don’t think it worked.
TD Guy: Well, let's sign on using my computer. If something isn’t correct on your profile we can fix it. (He enters her banking information and LL Wannabe enters her password.)
LL Wannabe: (Awkward pause) Oh, you have to hit the "sign in" button?!
-- TD Bank, overheard by Chad
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:18 PM
9 Comments:
HEY! Not all the LL wannabes come from...oh, who am I kidding. If LL wannabes were an export industry, Toronto would be rich.
Did you know that in the Wall Street Journal's annual MBA ranking, the Richard Ivey School of Business was rated in the top ten business schools in the world? It even beat out Harvard!
That's pretty damn impressive, and makes me all the more proud to attend this elite institution.
^
Oh for fucks sake. We finally get some new quotes on here and you have to go start that shit again? Didn't we get enough of it in the last post? Let's argue about something new for a change.
^ Very well, then.
Brescia sucks donkey dick.
^1:13... you're an idiot!!!
Who the hell is 1:13?
hahaha great title
1:13 is a hypothetical abstraction, someone that doesn't actually exist in real life...
Sort of like a pleasant, modest Ivey student or a Brescia girl that ISN'T a lesbian.
This chick is the reason Compsci 32 exists. Probably one of those idiots who were taking notes during the Microsoft Word lectures...
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