Potassium: The Silent Killer
Concerned citizen: Did you know that if you eat 8 or 9 bananas in a row, you die? That's the potassium imbalance. That's why you won't even see monkeys doing it. So if you ever see someone lining up a bunch of bananas ... you know, intervene.
Smartass friend: What about 5 really big bananas?
-- The Spoke