Sunday, November 12, 2006

Was this before or after the turkey dump?

Guy #1: Hey, I got a rim job over Thanksgiving.
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, and I actually kind of enjoyed it.
Guy #2: Were you fresh out of the shower?
Guy #1: No way, man. It was after a night at the bar. She definitely got a whiff of diap[er].

-- The Alibi

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

classic anne

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it.... thanks oaw

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitty title. :)

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is absolutely sickening. There, I suppose, goes the notion that this campus is not in fact populated by dirty, filthy, skanky, slutty whores.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, 11:16, you might change your mind about that if somebody gave you a rim job.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, 11:16, you might change your mind about that if somebody gave you a rim job.

Um...well...no. My comment had nothing to do with whether or not it is enjoyable, I'm sure the douchebag quoted in the post quite liked the experience. This does nothing to change the fact that the girl who did it must have been a pathetic excuse for a human being, in order to stoop to doing such a thing.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some girls like the taste of poo in the wee hours of the morning...Or she was really wasted and has bad aim...

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing worse than turkey shits or pumpkin farts... especially when someone's tongue is forcing your sphincter open while you are desperately trying to keep it closed... she didn't even ask me to call her :(

-that wasn't gravy

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, that's fucking gross

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

absolutely hilarious title.

5:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.27 ...
What about the sick guy that let her? That takes a certain sort of disgusting sadism.

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.27 ...
What about the sick guy that let her? That takes a certain sort of disgusting sadism.


Absolutely; I'm not absolving him at all. Unfortunately, this is what leftist influence has caused our society to de-evolve into.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaahahha 1:27 said 'stoop'

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she must have been ugly
a hot chick wouldnt

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck is with all these conservatives. every comment post some douchebag bashes leftists. i hate ontario

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't blame Ontario for those comments. Not everyone here is a Conservative, and many of those who are actually respect other people. There's just one ass wipe somewhere around here who spends all of their time posting anti-leftist bull crap instead of doing something productive. I'm from Ontario, and I support gay marriage, pro-choice, socialism, and the environment.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when did UWO (or at least this blog) become a hotbed for loudmouth rednecks who feel the need to tell everyone off?

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently around the same time Stevie Harper took office.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it happened over Thanksgiving, the guy was probably at home. Therefore, there's a good chance she didn't go to Western at all.

Non-Western girls can be dirty too, you know.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm there is nothing like making out with your trailer trash girlfriend, after she works over your anus.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Oh, come on, as if you wouldn't all get rim jobs if you had the chance. Conservatives' asses are just as responsive to a tongue lashing as a liberals.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If by "del fuego" you mean "super homo" then yes, you probabaly enjoy anal action, no matter which way you vote.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:24 - You are nothing more than some whitetrash conservative homophobe. Anal sex is no longer the sole domain of queer individuals, so if you say that you don't like it, you probably cannot get any.

9:25 PM  

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