OAW Challenge: Title this Submission
Two girls come to a drinking fountain and the first girl takes a drink.
Girl #1: Ewwwww! It's warm!
Girl #2: Really? Ewwwww!
Girl #1: Yeah... Oh my God, it's, like... pee warm!
-- Nat Sci, overheard by Andie
Girl #1: Ewwwww! It's warm!
Girl #2: Really? Ewwwww!
Girl #1: Yeah... Oh my God, it's, like... pee warm!
-- Nat Sci, overheard by Andie
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:04 AM
45 Comments:
Obviously, she knows from personal experience
Whore.
It's actually called a bidet.
It's actually called a bidet.
Ah, the ass fountain...
Golden Shower!!
Poo warm, on the other hand...
Wait... that not a water fountain...
I expected better. My bidet one is totally going to win. Is there a tangible prize for this?-none of that credibility junk.
Where on campus is this wonderful golden fountain of vacuosity
what it's like to make love to Jesus Christ...
Now Fortified With Urokinase!
Pee coloured, on the other hand...
I peed in a drinking fountain at Weldon once... I leave it for you to guess which one.
"Golden showers don't exactly hydrate you"
^
lame
i pissed in a dorm washing machine once, glad i didn't do laundry for a week or so after that!
Further proof that Saugeen girls are willing to try anything once.
The definition found in the Urban Dictionary is.......
ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!!
Title: It's out of the urinary.
As far as rap names go, I somehow doubt that Warm P will ever be as popular as Ice T.
Oops...this time you better spit and not swallow.
"Want some?"
You figure the half melted ice in the fountain would be an indication.
You're all gay.
Further proof that you should always hold out for the pearl necklace
You're all gay.
Takes one to know one.
(Sorry, I'm just trying to keep the wit on your level here.)
Title: "Pass [the] water, please"
ALLAH-U ECKBAR!!!!!
الله سوف يقومون بقطع رؤوس جميع الكفار مثلكم كبيرة فينغينس!
You'd best "beheadin'" on outta here with that brand of ridiculousness, 3:08.
Calling Dr Penfield...!
Muslims and Christians are going to hell. Sorry, the jews were right.
Jews don't BELIEVE in Hell, idiot.
It doesn't matter what they believe, fuck-nut! It matters where I send them!
Well, I'll see you all at the barbeque.
(props to 3:33 for the Rowan Atkinson reference)
With all this talk of burning in Hell, I think that we all need a cold, refeshing drink from this water fountain...
hahaha Not Funny
The sad truth is that any water you drink that is drawn out of the Great lakes (especially Lake Erie and Ontario) has already passed through a couple sets of kidneys. So in some ways you are drinking "pee"
I like pee.
^ Clearly an AEO student
^Clearly an OaW cliche
pee warm like the upscale rubbing alcohol Ralph Klein buys to get his party started.
damn rednecks
11:16 - You at least have to give rednecks credit for actually buying alcohol. Otherwise they would just brew their own 'shine
i sent this site to my friend & he was like "hey.. that one was my sister."
ps. nobody here has more than half a decent social life, so shut up.
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