Friday, November 10, 2006

OAW Challenge: Title this Submission

Two girls come to a drinking fountain and the first girl takes a drink.

Girl #1: Ewwwww! It's warm!
Girl #2: Really? Ewwwww!
Girl #1: Yeah... Oh my God, it's, like... pee warm!

-- Nat Sci, overheard by Andie

46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously, she knows from personal experience

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whore.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's actually called a bidet.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's actually called a bidet.

Ah, the ass fountain...

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Golden Shower!!

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poo warm, on the other hand...

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait... that not a water fountain...

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Zac said...

I expected better. My bidet one is totally going to win. Is there a tangible prize for this?-none of that credibility junk.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where on campus is this wonderful golden fountain of vacuosity

8:29 PM  
Anonymous OAW Challenge said...

what it's like to make love to Jesus Christ...

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now Fortified With Urokinase!

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pee coloured, on the other hand...

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I peed in a drinking fountain at Weldon once... I leave it for you to guess which one.

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Golden showers don't exactly hydrate you"

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^
lame

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i pissed in a dorm washing machine once, glad i didn't do laundry for a week or so after that!

1:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Further proof that Saugeen girls are willing to try anything once.

3:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The definition found in the Urban Dictionary is.......

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!!

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Title: It's out of the urinary.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As far as rap names go, I somehow doubt that Warm P will ever be as popular as Ice T.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops...this time you better spit and not swallow.

1:10 AM  
Anonymous S said...

"Want some?"

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You figure the half melted ice in the fountain would be an indication.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all gay.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Further proof that you should always hold out for the pearl necklace

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all gay.

Takes one to know one.
(Sorry, I'm just trying to keep the wit on your level here.)

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Title: "Pass [the] water, please"

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALLAH-U ECKBAR!!!!!

الله سوف يقومون بقطع رؤوس جميع الكفار مثلكم كبيرة فينغينس!

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'd best "beheadin'" on outta here with that brand of ridiculousness, 3:08.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calling Dr Penfield...!

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muslims and Christians are going to hell. Sorry, the jews were right.

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jews don't BELIEVE in Hell, idiot.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what they believe, fuck-nut! It matters where I send them!

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I'll see you all at the barbeque.

(props to 3:33 for the Rowan Atkinson reference)

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all this talk of burning in Hell, I think that we all need a cold, refeshing drink from this water fountain...

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha Not Funny

10:31 PM  
Blogger Brandon said...

Glad someone likes British comedy

4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sad truth is that any water you drink that is drawn out of the Great lakes (especially Lake Erie and Ontario) has already passed through a couple sets of kidneys. So in some ways you are drinking "pee"

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like pee.

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Clearly an AEO student

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Clearly an OaW cliche

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pee warm like the upscale rubbing alcohol Ralph Klein buys to get his party started.

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn rednecks

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:16 - You at least have to give rednecks credit for actually buying alcohol. Otherwise they would just brew their own 'shine

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i sent this site to my friend & he was like "hey.. that one was my sister."
ps. nobody here has more than half a decent social life, so shut up.

2:47 AM  

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