Tuesday, November 07, 2006

We can confidently say "no".

Engineer #1: This test is going to rape me.
Engineer #2: So is my biker friend Bubba.
Engineer #1: Uh...
Engineer #2: Lucky for you, this pencil is bigger than him.
Engineer #1: Oh c'mon, you mean it's not even going to be a good rape?

-- Spencer Engineering Building, overheard by Tim

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

moronic assholes.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are such assholes...think of all of the sexually-talented biker-rapists they offended!!!

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assuming that these engineers are both guys, that's pretty fucked up!

10:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

homophobes.

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucked up?

or fucking sexy?

1:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How are they homophobic?!? One of them seems to habitually fraternize with the sodomizing biker crowd... how much more accepting of a lifestyle could he seriously be?

4:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:45, i think 12:12 was talking about the other commenters

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it a little preemptive to be calling students "engineers"?

3:38 PM  
Blogger Valerie said...

WHO ARE WE??

Enjoying OAW all the way from the UW.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

homophobes.

Communist.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Limousine Liberal! Champagne Socialist!

12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Limousine Liberal! Champagne Socialist!

I hope you're not referring to me. In any event, there is no legitimate distinction between Communists, Liberals, and most Socialists. They are all leftist scum.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:34 - True that, the New Democrats are nothing more than wannabe european socialists

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:05 - Come on, the NDP aren't that bad. Their party as any other has its extremists, but in no way can they be compared to "european socialists"

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like european socialists.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not funny. Just stupid.

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True that, the New Democrats are nothing more than wannabe european socialists

Absolutely my friend. But one must then ask, whom is behind all of the so-called "social democrats" which are today found in Western Europe? They are clearly agents of influence of a foreign government. In other words, whom is the true enemy of Western culture and values? The answer today is the same as it was in 1950...

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colonel Sanders?

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colonel Sanders?

The continuing, unreformed Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm sounds like you know a little too much about the CCCP. I think you need to ease off the History channel viewage.

2:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm sounds like you know a little too much about the CCCP.

It is stupid to ignore one's enemies.

I think you need to ease off the History channel viewage.

But the USSR does not belong exclusively to history. It is still here, maintained along with most of the "former" Warsaw Pact space by covert KGB structures.

3:03 PM  

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