Overheard on the Road: Guelph
Three guys and a girl are talking at a party when the hostess's cat walks by.
Guy #1: I refer to that cat as "Small, Slightly Retarded Cat".
Guy #2: Sounds like my roommate.
Guy #3, Girl: (laughing)
Girl: Is your roommate small and retarded?
Guy #2: Okay, everything except the "small".
Guy #3: So your roommate is a retarded cat?
-- Guelph house party, overheard by Nathan
Guy #1: I refer to that cat as "Small, Slightly Retarded Cat".
Guy #2: Sounds like my roommate.
Guy #3, Girl: (laughing)
Girl: Is your roommate small and retarded?
Guy #2: Okay, everything except the "small".
Guy #3: So your roommate is a retarded cat?
-- Guelph house party, overheard by Nathan
posted by Overheard at Western at 7:55 PM
7 Comments:
Please, the proper term is vertically and developmentally challenged domesticated feline. Any other name is just insulting.
What a pussy!
Please, the proper term is vertically and developmentally challenged domesticated feline. Any other name is just insulting.
Poloitically correct terminology is for Communists. Are YOU a Communist?
I prefer to be called a party apparatchik, thank you very much.
I prefer to be called a party apparatchik, thank you very much.
OK, even I had to laugh at that. But you're still red scum.
Better to be a Stalinist with a sense of levity than a humourless, over-earnest feminist, any day.
Better to be a Stalinist with a sense of levity than a humourless, over-earnest feminist, any day.
Absolutely. Obviously, I don't tolerate any kind of leftism too well, but as leftist go, Stalinists (if indeed you consider them on the left) are by far the most realistic and intelligent.
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