Friday, November 03, 2006

Overheard on the Road: Guelph

Three guys and a girl are talking at a party when the hostess's cat walks by.

Guy #1: I refer to that cat as "Small, Slightly Retarded Cat".
Guy #2: Sounds like my roommate.
Guy #3, Girl: (laughing)
Girl: Is your roommate small and retarded?
Guy #2: Okay, everything except the "small".
Guy #3: So your roommate is a retarded cat?

-- Guelph house party, overheard by Nathan

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, the proper term is vertically and developmentally challenged domesticated feline. Any other name is just insulting.

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a pussy!

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, the proper term is vertically and developmentally challenged domesticated feline. Any other name is just insulting.

Poloitically correct terminology is for Communists. Are YOU a Communist?

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer to be called a party apparatchik, thank you very much.

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer to be called a party apparatchik, thank you very much.

OK, even I had to laugh at that. But you're still red scum.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better to be a Stalinist with a sense of levity than a humourless, over-earnest feminist, any day.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better to be a Stalinist with a sense of levity than a humourless, over-earnest feminist, any day.

Absolutely. Obviously, I don't tolerate any kind of leftism too well, but as leftist go, Stalinists (if indeed you consider them on the left) are by far the most realistic and intelligent.

11:06 AM  

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