Friday, November 03, 2006

Yes, sweetie. Your second pair of pants is a man now.

Some guy is recounting his evening at Robinson Hall.

Guy: (muffled) ...and then she, like, unzipped my fly and [indistinct] but I was wearing two pairs of pants because [indistinct] but... I guess it still counts.

-- SSC, overheard by Zachary

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is this, Underheard at Western?

If you can't hear it, either make up something that sounds good, or else don't say anything.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good burn! See, it was funny because you took the name of the site (Overheard at Western) and then you changed Over to Under, because he didn't hear it all. That's pure comic genius.

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its funny, 'cause its true...

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, indeed we have been spoiled! For once the true humour must come from within, and yet we have grown accustomed to the "laughter in a box." Imagination rendered useless in this situation, there is nothing to do but move on to the next post...

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound fucked in the head.

4:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is this?? Mad Libs??

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And then she retracted my cantaloupe and [indistinct] but I was running two pairs of moccasins because [indistinct] but... I guess it still floats.

1:13 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

It may be underheard, but it's genuine. I think this post is hilarious.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who cares what you think drew-fucks-toothpaste-tubes

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:51: who cares what you think, you.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

It's the internet. Everyone cares what I think.

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That turdburgling piece of shit drew-not-toothpaste still draws breath?

I'm shocked.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when did using your real name become grounds for being flamed?

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the internet. Everything is grounds for being flamed.

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when did using your real name become grounds for being flamed?

Well, I think it's less his name than the picture that makes him look mentally retarded/gay/hideously deformed.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, 1:54, you are astute. Drew: I'm sure you could find a better picture than this one. This one's half "hey there little boy, you sho lookin fine" and half "what does that flashing light mean...is that normal?" Well, all I know is I wouldn't want to meet YOU in a dark alley...

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason "Drew" is getting flamed has less to do with his profile and more to do with the stupid shit he writes.

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I concur. If someone is going to be identifiable, they at least ought to be posting funny quips. Who wants to be known for Drew's (if that is indeed his real name) "look at me, I'm mediocre" brand of douchebaggery?

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he looks sexy.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too, but I think he already knows that

"But I'm a fighting robot"

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason "Drew" is getting flamed has less to do with his profile and more to do with the stupid shit he writes.

That, and the picture thing.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha Drew, you're getting torn up in EVERY comment page... just give up dude

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw... wtf does drew-not-toothpaste mean, anyways?

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it means that he has learned not to substitute toothpaste for regular anal lube. Eg. "Oh no, Kevin not toothpaste {again)!"

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahah. Just hilarious. It explains so much about this idiot "Drew".

7:44 PM  

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