Yes, sweetie. Your second pair of pants is a man now.
Some guy is recounting his evening at Robinson Hall.
Guy: (muffled) ...and then she, like, unzipped my fly and [indistinct] but I was wearing two pairs of pants because [indistinct] but... I guess it still counts.
-- SSC, overheard by Zachary
Guy: (muffled) ...and then she, like, unzipped my fly and [indistinct] but I was wearing two pairs of pants because [indistinct] but... I guess it still counts.
-- SSC, overheard by Zachary
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:04 PM
25 Comments:
What is this, Underheard at Western?
If you can't hear it, either make up something that sounds good, or else don't say anything.
Good burn! See, it was funny because you took the name of the site (Overheard at Western) and then you changed Over to Under, because he didn't hear it all. That's pure comic genius.
Its funny, 'cause its true...
Ah, indeed we have been spoiled! For once the true humour must come from within, and yet we have grown accustomed to the "laughter in a box." Imagination rendered useless in this situation, there is nothing to do but move on to the next post...
You sound fucked in the head.
what is this?? Mad Libs??
And then she retracted my cantaloupe and [indistinct] but I was running two pairs of moccasins because [indistinct] but... I guess it still floats.
It may be underheard, but it's genuine. I think this post is hilarious.
who cares what you think drew-fucks-toothpaste-tubes
4:51: who cares what you think, you.
It's the internet. Everyone cares what I think.
That turdburgling piece of shit drew-not-toothpaste still draws breath?
I'm shocked.
Since when did using your real name become grounds for being flamed?
It's the internet. Everything is grounds for being flamed.
Since when did using your real name become grounds for being flamed?
Well, I think it's less his name than the picture that makes him look mentally retarded/gay/hideously deformed.
Well, 1:54, you are astute. Drew: I'm sure you could find a better picture than this one. This one's half "hey there little boy, you sho lookin fine" and half "what does that flashing light mean...is that normal?" Well, all I know is I wouldn't want to meet YOU in a dark alley...
The reason "Drew" is getting flamed has less to do with his profile and more to do with the stupid shit he writes.
I concur. If someone is going to be identifiable, they at least ought to be posting funny quips. Who wants to be known for Drew's (if that is indeed his real name) "look at me, I'm mediocre" brand of douchebaggery?
I think he looks sexy.
Me too, but I think he already knows that
"But I'm a fighting robot"
The reason "Drew" is getting flamed has less to do with his profile and more to do with the stupid shit he writes.
That, and the picture thing.
Haha Drew, you're getting torn up in EVERY comment page... just give up dude
btw... wtf does drew-not-toothpaste mean, anyways?
I think it means that he has learned not to substitute toothpaste for regular anal lube. Eg. "Oh no, Kevin not toothpaste {again)!"
Hahahahahahah. Just hilarious. It explains so much about this idiot "Drew".
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