"Or maybe some Ritalin?"
Two guys are studying intently at Weldon Library.
Guy #1: (Throws down his binder in frustration) Man, I just completely lost focus!
Guy #2: Why, what happened?
Guy #1: I started thinking about sex...
30 seconds later:
Guy #1: Hey, do you want to get food?
-- Weldon Library, overheard by Stefan
Guy #1: (Throws down his binder in frustration) Man, I just completely lost focus!
Guy #2: Why, what happened?
Guy #1: I started thinking about sex...
30 seconds later:
Guy #1: Hey, do you want to get food?
-- Weldon Library, overheard by Stefan
6 Comments:
I need some ritalin, where are they selling it on campus?
Hook me up!
I like sex . . . and food.
What about sex with food?
that's always reliable fun!
Just ask George Costanza.
My name is Nikki Hughes and i would like to show you my personal experience with Ritalin.
I am 51 years old. Have been on Ritalin for 9 years now. I began taking it for depression after my marriage ended, and also in a misguided attempt to lose weight! I lost about 15 pounds at the beginning, had tons of energy, felt great...but the weight loss stopped within a few months.. I currently feel focused and motivated after I take it and am able to get a lot done. As well as the generic ritalin, I take 6 - 12 Tylenol 1 tablets a day. I know how bad this is, but can't seem to stop for more than a few days. The last nine years seem to be a blur...it's like I have lost those years....I hardly remember anything about them. I find this sad and frightening. I take what my doctor prescribed: three 10mg. tablets a day. I have tried many times to completely get off this drug but I now realize that I am truly addicted to it. If I stop taking it for more than one day I become extremely depressed and have very negative, hopeless thoughts and ideas.
I have experienced some of these side effects-
very irritable when it wears off; sometimes difficult to fall asleep, memory loss, hear music in my head that won't stop.
I hope this information will be useful to others,
Nikki Hughes
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