Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Come on, ladies - not even the Rocket Man has that much stamina.

After the Elton John concert:

Girl #1: Maybe Elton's bus will break down right in front of our house!
Girl #2: And he'll knock on our door and say "Ladies, might I use your phone?"
Girl #1: And then we'll kidnap him!
Girl #2: And we'll make him perform for us - every half hour, on the hour!

-- 4 Oxford East

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't let your son go down on me...

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elton John is gay. Seriously.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's also a pinball wizard. With a supple wrist...

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With a supple wrist...

Very supple. What a fag.

12:32 PM  
Blogger iveyguy said...

Sir Elton is married to David Furnish (HBA 1985).

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir Elton is married to David Furnish (HBA 1985).

Like I said, he's a fag.

12:43 PM  

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