Monday, February 20, 2006

"But they don't count if I'm drunk!"

Girl #1: Hey, so how many guys have you slept with since you broke up with your ex?
Girl #2: Do you really want to know?
Girl #1: Yeah...
Girl #2: You sure you want to know? I mean, I don't want you to think I'm a slut or anything.
Girl #1: Just tell me, I won't think you're a slut! How many?
Girl #2: Um ... I lost count...
Girl #1: Never mind, you are a slut!

-- GT's, overheard by Natalie


Anonymous Anonymous said...

tsk tsk tsk.

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, go easy on the girl....
VD will teach her a lesson anyway

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it.

Hey, Girl #2 I like your style. You wanna hang out sometime? :P

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hells yeah, I know dat hoo-haw, and I's wanna tap dat shit!

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GT's is THE place to be. Huah.

2:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love GT's... dirt. yet such gold. it beats the whores and gigalos at jim bob's or jacks

3:07 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Don't forget the Phoenix. I got kidney punched by a total stranger there once. Good times.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:57--that comment very closely resembles many other comments that you, or the like, have posted in the past couple of months. I think we get the point that you want to tap all "dat shit".

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:57 Could you possibly post in English, not ebonics, creole, of whatever illiterate scrawl you are using. Over 1.5 billion people on the planet speak the language, so it ain’t that tough. Christ, you make Fifty Cent (oops “Fiddy”) look like a Rhodes scholar.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya 7:57, we're all pretty sure that no real thugs go to western. Unless Beenie Man is in town.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just know it's some white boy from Ajax.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Sounds more like he's straight outta south-central St. Thomas

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont you know i got key by the three when i chirp shawty chrip back, louis napsack where im holdin all the work at <

11:56 AM  
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