Thursday, February 16, 2006

"You ever hear of the Drunken Asshole?"

Guy #1: ...And there's the Rusty Trombone, the Cleveland Steamer, the Hot Carl ... and that's about all I can think of.
All the guys laugh.
Drunk guy: Hey, you guys ever hear of the Wooden Indian?
Other guys: No.
Drunk guy: It's when you fuck a girl with a wooden Indian, and then throw her in front of a bus.

-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Graham

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't laugh out loud that much when i'm alone, but that time i did! classic!

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about the flaming dragon?

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so very, very wrong...yet so very hilarious

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the correct terminology is Pittsburgh Steamer...

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laugh out loud funny.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirty Sanchez all the way.

Signed,
TNP

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it...

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand....what are these terms??

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:31/ 7:41

I hope you're joking.....

If you seriously don't know, I don't know how to explain them to you....

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch Deuce Bigalo: European Gigalo...a great source of similar euphemisms for lesser-known sexual acts.

8:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I don't understand....what are these terms??"

Add this site to your bookmarks for present and future reference:
http://www.urbandictionary.com

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those are disgusting.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

I remember when Grandma first tried to explain the rusty trombone to me. Afterwards we shared an uncomfortable silence.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please folks, the best one is the Gorilla mask. Heck, there's a super popular website named after it.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come there hasnt been an update in like forever?

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come there hasnt been an update in like forever?

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

by the beard of zeus. this is the funniest entry to date.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"by the beard of zeus. this is the funniest entry to date."
Great Oden's Raven, i must agree;)

11:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing tops strawberry shortcake.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure blood is what tops the strawberry shortcake

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy shit! who does those things. . . seriously there are some freaks out there. .

8:15 PM  

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