"You ever hear of the Drunken Asshole?"
Guy #1: ...And there's the Rusty Trombone, the Cleveland Steamer, the Hot Carl ... and that's about all I can think of.
All the guys laugh.
Drunk guy: Hey, you guys ever hear of the Wooden Indian?
Other guys: No.
Drunk guy: It's when you fuck a girl with a wooden Indian, and then throw her in front of a bus.
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Graham
All the guys laugh.
Drunk guy: Hey, you guys ever hear of the Wooden Indian?
Other guys: No.
Drunk guy: It's when you fuck a girl with a wooden Indian, and then throw her in front of a bus.
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Graham
posted by Overheard at Western at 10:42 AM
21 Comments:
i don't laugh out loud that much when i'm alone, but that time i did! classic!
what about the flaming dragon?
so very, very wrong...yet so very hilarious
I believe the correct terminology is Pittsburgh Steamer...
Laugh out loud funny.
Dirty Sanchez all the way.
Signed,
TNP
I don't get it...
I don't understand....what are these terms??
6:31/ 7:41
I hope you're joking.....
If you seriously don't know, I don't know how to explain them to you....
Watch Deuce Bigalo: European Gigalo...a great source of similar euphemisms for lesser-known sexual acts.
"I don't understand....what are these terms??"
Add this site to your bookmarks for present and future reference:
http://www.urbandictionary.com
those are disgusting.
I remember when Grandma first tried to explain the rusty trombone to me. Afterwards we shared an uncomfortable silence.
Please folks, the best one is the Gorilla mask. Heck, there's a super popular website named after it.
how come there hasnt been an update in like forever?
how come there hasnt been an update in like forever?
by the beard of zeus. this is the funniest entry to date.
"by the beard of zeus. this is the funniest entry to date."
Great Oden's Raven, i must agree;)
Nothing tops strawberry shortcake.
I'm pretty sure blood is what tops the strawberry shortcake
holy shit! who does those things. . . seriously there are some freaks out there. .
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