Thursday, February 16, 2006

It's not the thought that counts...

Guy: I can't wait to give you your gift.
Girl: I know, same with yours! Hey, did you pick out my gift by yourself, or did somebody help you?
Guy: Oh, by myself.
Girl: Oh, then it's probably not good. Seriously, remember when we went shopping that time? That shirt you picked up for me to look at? You just have bad taste.

- 13 Wellington, overheard by Jenn

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

BURN! Bitchy gf.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, this sounds just like a girl I dumped...

...the best thing to do in this situaition is to give her some cash and say "Fine, buy you're own damn gift!"

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't the best thing to do be to dump her sorry, bitchy ass?

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, yeah, that's what I did eventually....but short of that, making her feel like a hooker works too....

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:46 -- a better idea would be to say the same thing but not give her the cash.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm curious if the people who are so quick to comment about this girl are the same people who found the wooden indian comment funny.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, there's a big difference between resenting materialism and shallowness (these comments) and participating in flat-out misogyny...

10:54 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

No one asked if she liked being pleasured with a wooden Indian. Shame on you for being presumptuous...though I guess the bus part is probably not on everyone's A-list of turn ons.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't imagine anyone enjoying being fucked by a wooden indian.....wouldn't the splinter risk be kinda bad?

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'DIS SHITS GAT NO SMACK, SUCKA. PUTZ BACK DA FUNNY POSTS, UZ I'M OUTTA HEEA CUZIN!

JOHNNY B. SLIPKNOT

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...8:13 you"Re an asshole racist

8:14 PM  

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