Monday, February 20, 2006

Hey, if it worked in Jurassic Park...

Guy: That has to be the most complicated plan I've ever heard of to get free wine.
Girl: What? Cloning Jesus?

-- Barney's

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, fine. Second most complicated...

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats awesome! ha ha cloning Jesus!

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bahahah
sweet

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, cloning is considered to be anti-God, therefore, wouldn't cloning Jesus be the ultimate sin? It's like creating the anti-Christ.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's not creating an anti-Christ, it's committing an anti-Christ action through creation...jeez

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stfu, foo!

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, foo.
And with more Jesuses, wouldn't the world be a better place? And isn't that what G-d wants?

1:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pfff there is no god. come on poeple. let's get serious here.

3:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kindle has been laid for this thread to explode into a religious flamewar (like that great one a couple weeks ago).

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhm, 'kindle' is a verb. Do you mean 'kindling'?

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to say that I'm impressed.... this girl ACTUALLY had a plan to clone jesus... I mean it's completely absurd, but at least she's trying.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

QUINTANA: Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

DUDE: Jesus.

QUINTANA: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has no one here seen Clone High?

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're entering a world of pain, 4:47.

12:48 PM  

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