Monday, February 20, 2006

P.S. She agreed.

Guy: Hey, can we see your boobs? Not for sexual reasons ... but just to see like ... how they hang.

-- Saugeen, overheard by Graham

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh saugeen
oh boys
oh silly vapid crazy whooores who agree to this junk


hilarious, however

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey... that's a perfectly legitimate proposal.

It's only natural for the male species to inspect the goods of the opposite sex.

If we had boobs I'm sure we'd be satisfied enough, but unfortunately that's not the case.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't ask to see how your penis hangs.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you could... ; )

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:55 -- that's very unfortunate. The world would be a better place if more women did that.

And we'd be more than happy to oblige in the nice romantic setting of the nearest bathroom stall.

10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone else think boobs are more aesthetically pleasing to look at than penis?

nuff said.

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd show my penis is girls asked me, it's just that they dont ask me to see it. Girls stop being shy and show us your tits.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if*

1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, penises aren't attractive, boobs are. That's why we don't ask to see your dicks, boys.

Haha, oh Saugeen.

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

plus really... chances are it isn't that impressive. especially if you WANT to show it off. those are always the worst, most VD infested ones. mm mm good.

3:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VD is my favourite... with mayo.

10:16 AM  
Blogger fortey said...

Gonorrhea makes its own mayo. More economical that way.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh sweet. Yeah we're all about efficiency here.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, disturbing.

5:13 PM  

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