Monday, February 20, 2006

"Particularly inflicting pain on them!"

Typical Western Girl: I, like, want to become a dentist because I, like, like kids!

-- 6 Richmond, overheard by Andrea


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh thats why people become dentists.

I thought the only reason was because they couldnt succeed at becoming a doctor.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Formerly disgruntled elves make up a large and growing segment of the dentist population.

In addition to just the garden-variety sadists, obviously...

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kids hate dentists. unless you pepper them with free candy and toys that don't resemble anything used to improve the condition of their teeth

silly girl, though. funny comment.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little does she know, between the cute kids she'll be prying into the jaws of smelly dudes with halitosis pimpin extreme cases of gingivitis.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phew, luckily dentists have among the highest rate of suicide in any profession. Chalk up another one for the cause... unless she accidentally drills a hole in her ugg boot and quits.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Formerly disgruntled elves make up a large and growing segment of the dentist population."

Did you actually just reference 'Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer'? If so, you are my hero.

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rudolf is such a good movie. It's up there with Cool Runnings and D2.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool runnings is amazing.

i miss john candy :(

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, I like the first comment. Can't make it as a doctor? Become the second best thing.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D2 is sweet!!!!!! oh man
i love that movie
bash brothers
emilio estevez. oh man
i loved that shit

3:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As good as D2 and Cool Runnings are, those film's quality are hurt by an appalling lack of long-whiskered Corneliuses and abominable bumbles.

D2 would be improved as a film (although its hardly alone) were Goldberg to start waving a pickaxe around with an eye to fighting enormous snow monsters and their pointy teeth...

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This quote reminds of "I'm a Blonde" - you know, that song from "Earth Girls are Easy":

"I'm a freshmen in my fourth year at UCLA, and I want to become a veteranarian because I love children."

2:03 AM  

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