Two words: natural selection.
Guy #1: It's so cold out! It's like when you jump in really cold water and all your muscles seize up.
Guy #2: I know what you mean... man, can you imagine the people surviving the Titanic?
Guy #1: Yeah, I know, it's crazy that they did that.
Guy #2: I know! First of all, you're jumping into, like, the coldest ocean in the world, then you gotta get into, like, canoes, then you have waves coming at you from everywhere.
Guy #1: Yeah, exactly. I would have just stayed on the boat.
-- UC Hill, overheard by Stefan
Guy #2: I know what you mean... man, can you imagine the people surviving the Titanic?
Guy #1: Yeah, I know, it's crazy that they did that.
Guy #2: I know! First of all, you're jumping into, like, the coldest ocean in the world, then you gotta get into, like, canoes, then you have waves coming at you from everywhere.
Guy #1: Yeah, exactly. I would have just stayed on the boat.
-- UC Hill, overheard by Stefan
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:01 PM
5 Comments:
If only, if only...
well, considering they're both guys... they probably would have.
Good one.
Let this be a lesson - every cruise ship should have an adequate number of canoes for everyone.
Never mind seizing up, its the shriveling up that sucks.
They probably just meant they'd rather go down with the ship and drown rather than trying to survive in 'canoes' in frigid temperatures.
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