Thursday, November 15, 2007

Two words: natural selection.

Guy #1: It's so cold out! It's like when you jump in really cold water and all your muscles seize up.
Guy #2: I know what you mean... man, can you imagine the people surviving the Titanic?
Guy #1: Yeah, I know, it's crazy that they did that.
Guy #2: I know! First of all, you're jumping into, like, the coldest ocean in the world, then you gotta get into, like, canoes, then you have waves coming at you from everywhere.
Guy #1: Yeah, exactly. I would have just stayed on the boat.

-- UC Hill, overheard by Stefan


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only, if only...

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, considering they're both guys... they probably would have.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let this be a lesson - every cruise ship should have an adequate number of canoes for everyone.

Never mind seizing up, its the shriveling up that sucks.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably just meant they'd rather go down with the ship and drown rather than trying to survive in 'canoes' in frigid temperatures.

1:39 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home