"The wooden shoes you're wearing were also very misleading."
Two guys are passing each other. One randomly stops the other.
Guy #1: Hey, can I ask you something?
Guy #2: Uh, sure.
Guy #1: Are you Dutch?
Guy #2: Uh... no.
Guy #1: Oh. I thought you were 'cause you're so big and you have curly hair.
-- UC Hill, overheard by Emily
Guy #1: Hey, can I ask you something?
Guy #2: Uh, sure.
Guy #1: Are you Dutch?
Guy #2: Uh... no.
Guy #1: Oh. I thought you were 'cause you're so big and you have curly hair.
-- UC Hill, overheard by Emily
12 Comments:
Maybe one of them was the football-type from the LCBO.
pass that dutch
"The wooden shoes you are (you're) wearing WERE? also very misleading"
nice grammar...
actually, it is very nice grammar. I enjoyed it.
What's wrong with were?
wrong tense?
The grammar is fine.
The shoes that Guy #2 is wearing ("you are" - present tense) WERE very misleading (when Guy #1 initially saw them - past tense).
it's at least very awkward... depends on how you read it though I guess.
you're debating sentence structure?
good luck getting laid.
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haha
11:50 - good one!
inciting arguments on here is priceless, thanks for playing along everyone
^ fuck you asshole
:D
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