Thursday, October 18, 2007

"The wooden shoes you're wearing were also very misleading."

Two guys are passing each other. One randomly stops the other.

Guy #1: Hey, can I ask you something?
Guy #2: Uh, sure.
Guy #1: Are you Dutch?
Guy #2: Uh... no.
Guy #1: Oh. I thought you were 'cause you're so big and you have curly hair.

-- UC Hill, overheard by Emily

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe one of them was the football-type from the LCBO.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pass that dutch

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The wooden shoes you are (you're) wearing WERE? also very misleading"

nice grammar...

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, it is very nice grammar. I enjoyed it.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with were?
wrong tense?

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The grammar is fine.
The shoes that Guy #2 is wearing ("you are" - present tense) WERE very misleading (when Guy #1 initially saw them - past tense).

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's at least very awkward... depends on how you read it though I guess.

10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're debating sentence structure?

good luck getting laid.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Sahar said...

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9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha

11:50 - good one!

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

inciting arguments on here is priceless, thanks for playing along everyone

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ fuck you asshole

:D

11:28 PM  

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