Tuesday, October 02, 2007

For the baldness, acne, and testicuar atrophy? Yes. The women of the world thank you.

Skinny Guy #1: What’s that?
Skinny Guy #2: Oh, that’s my protein drink.
Skinny Guy #1: That shit doesn’t work, man.
Skinny Guy #2: Why not?
Skinny Guy #1: You gotta use the ‘roids, man.

-- UCC Gym Locker Room, overheard by chum

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The powerpoint doesn't work!

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's kinda right. Protein drinks don't do much unless your workouts are hardcore. Otherwise, 2-3 servings of meat or alternatives a day is enough.
Plus, to get cheap protein they basically extract it from hooves. It's like eating glue!

2:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like eating glue

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many people believe that acne is part of growing up. When your mother sees you worried about acne, she will say this is part of being a teenager. However, if you are adult experiencing acne, and testing tons of acne treatments, then you will know there is problem. It is true that acne is a problem because people dread having it. However, because acne has been around so long, science already have an answer to this problem. Acne treatment products are now widely available. Therefore, you do not need to experience feeling of self-pity if you see acne in your face, acne treatment products will help you get rid of them.
There is an zit questionnaire that is helpful in diagnosing your problem and recommending a solution.
I hope that this proves to be helpful. I think we've all been through it to some extent.

9:15 AM  

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