Tuesday, October 02, 2007

For the baldness, acne, and testicuar atrophy? Yes. The women of the world thank you.

Skinny Guy #1: What’s that?
Skinny Guy #2: Oh, that’s my protein drink.
Skinny Guy #1: That shit doesn’t work, man.
Skinny Guy #2: Why not?
Skinny Guy #1: You gotta use the ‘roids, man.

-- UCC Gym Locker Room, overheard by chum

5 Comments:

Anonymous El Presidente said...

The powerpoint doesn't work!

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's kinda right. Protein drinks don't do much unless your workouts are hardcore. Otherwise, 2-3 servings of meat or alternatives a day is enough.
Plus, to get cheap protein they basically extract it from hooves. It's like eating glue!

2:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like eating glue

12:39 AM  
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