Sunday, September 23, 2007

Coincidentally, dinner went downhill from that point.

Girl #1: I was never allowed to watch Married With Children when I was a kid - my parents thought the content was too racy.
Guy: Remember Ted McGinley, who played Marcy's second husband? He's, like, the patron saint of "jumping the shark". Every time he's on a show, it's a sure signal that the show is about to tank. He killed Happy Days, The Love Boat, Dynasty...
Girl #2: Hey, isn't that him at the next table?
Guy: (looks) Yes. Fuck.

-- Bistro 990

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strange... Wikipedia says the EXACT same thing.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, amazing! Nobody has ever learned anything or quoted anything from that site before! It must be a hoax!

Douchebag.

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm calling bullshit on this one...

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, now, you're just jealous because you've never eaten dinner next to Jefferson D'Arcy...

1:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:19 is a douchbag.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As is your mom.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probaby did her last night, right?

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's clever, but sounds scripted...?

9:25 PM  

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