Wednesday, September 12, 2007

"Also, I have a rash on my back."

Two guys knock on a neighbour's door. A girl answers.

Girl: Heyyyy...
Guy #1: Hey, whassup... (mindless chatter ensues)
Guy #2: Oh hey, are those yoga pants?
Girl: Yeah totally, they're lululemons.
Guy #1: They're hot.
Guy #2: (loudly) I'm wearing a J. Crew sweater.

A long, awkward silence follows.

-- Waterloo Street, overheard by Alex

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So which one are we making fun of?

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it looks like that girl really wants to fuck those guys based on the number of y's in her 'Hey'.

12:10 AM  
Anonymous Bosco said...

Peterman: J. Peterman

Costanza: J. Crew

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.... (mindless chatter ensues)?

Guy, how long were you eavesdropping?

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as long as it took to make up something funny.....

shoulda listened longer.

3:29 PM  

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