Half-shells, half-wits... it's all so similar.

Blonde #1: (discussing potential Halloween costumes with friends) Oh my God, we should TOTALLY go as, like, the Ninja Turtles!
Blonde #2: Awwww, I LOVE the Ninja Turtles!
Blonde #1: Yeah, and we could wear headbands, like, on our HEADS and stuff!

-- In line for the bar on homecoming weekend