Monday, October 29, 2007

"But joking or not, if you put things in my mouth while I'm asleep..."

Guy: I don't know why you won't just say you're sorry!
Girlfriend: No, I don't know why I have to. It really wasn't even my fault.
Guy: Your fault?! You bit it!
Girlfriend: So?
Guy: SO, IT REALLY HURT! I don't understand why you won't just apologize...
Girlfriend: I'll think about it.

-- SilverCity Masonville, overheard by Dan


Anonymous Anonymous said...

See, yet another reason for all you guys to try gay sex. Bitch don't know how to work it right.

Cover your damn teeth honey, it ain't that hard (and it ain't gonna get hard if you don't cover your damn teeth)!

11:34 PM  

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