Monday, October 22, 2007

Mine too! If by "car" you mean "university education".

Girl #1: (looking at necklaces on tiffanyandco.com) Oh my God, look how beautiful this necklace is!
Girl #2: Wow, it is gorgeous! How much is it?
Girl #1: (clicks on price) Oh my God, it is FIFTY-SIX thousand dollars!
Girl #2: That is insane! It is so not worth that. I mean, it’s ALMOST as expensive as my CAR!

-- Astronomy 020, overheard by Amanda

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like OMG!!! Way to go girls! I think my university education for 1st year tallied 3 times the amount of my first S**t box car. And your telling me these girls are in University! Pish-posh, just go live off mommy and daddy's money for the rest of your life and let the people who need careers take your place!

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like OMG!!! Way to go girls! I think my university education for 1st year tallied 3 times the amount of my first S**t box car. And your telling me these girls are in University! Pish-posh, just go live off mommy and daddy's money for the rest of your life and let the people who need careers take your place!

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who likes short shorts?

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like short shorts!

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing sometimes these comments are made by witty and sarcastic girls. Don't think this is one of them, though.

2:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...And to your left, as we continue our tour of the museum of trite one-liners, is the world's smallest violin...

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:50 PM, "your" telling all of us that "your" in university too?

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, are these the same bitches who are RIDICULOUSLY loud in my Astronomy class and won't shut the fuck up even when I ask them too?

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just because they have money doesn't mean they don't deserve education you fuck

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one who shows up to class to fuck around, gawk at jewelry and be loud enough for other people to actually overhear it and be bothered by it deserves an education.

Not that it matters anyway since it's a 1st year class, but at worst, that time should be spent sleeping in, or drinking enough liquor to make these retarded fashions of ours actually look attractive (after all, they need all the help they can get).

Dumbasses.

12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said 12:47

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Mark said...

All valid points, but what kind of car was it and what is her number?

12:55 AM  

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