"That's so weird... I could have sworn downtown was on Richmond..."
A bus pulls up labelled “Downtown”. Three standard-issue Western girls approach the bus driver.
Standard-Issue Western Girl #1: Does this bus go down Richmond Street?
Bus driver: No, it goes down Western Road.
Standard-Issue Western Girl #2: (on her cell phone) So it doesn’t go down Richmond at all?
Bus driver: No.
Standard-Issue Western Girl # 1: What do you mean?
Bus driver: This bus goes down Western Road toward downtown.
Standard-Issue Western Girl #2: So it doesn’t go down Richmond?
-- Bus stop by Weldon, overheard by Steph
5 Comments:
Moral of the story: Don't ask for directions while on your cell phone.
Moral of the story: Don't be a Standard-Issue Western Girl.
I'm wondering, where was the 3rd Standard-Issue Western Girl? I hope the poster wasn't implying it was herself, 'cause to be honest I'd hope one would aim higher in life!
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