Friday, November 17, 2006

And speaking of cracking the whip...

Girl: Okay, if you want the hot, passionate, BDSM sex, you'd better get started now, because you won't be getting it when you're married! Besides, [Joe], you're almost 22 - your man-cherry needs popping!

-- Psych 153, overheard by Robyn

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the ladies know that "Joe" is still STD free

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

unlike me......

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is ture, many of the females that I know (including myself) like the shyer guys because they are nicer and more likely STD free. The thought of going home with some disease ridden frat boy who sleeps around more than Paris Hilton, is a huge turn off.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem with girls like the shy, nice guys is that the girl never makes the first move. It is always up to the guy (who is either too shy or too nice) to make the first move. So the nice guys are usually screwed (not literally, though).

11:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd make the first move.

2:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But see sometimes the problem is we don't know if the guy WANTS us to make the first move because he's so shy. Show some interest and maybe we'll consider it

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ if guys took that approach, no one would get picked up....EVER. Grow a pair (metaphorically speaking) and make a move! Would a "no" kill you?

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is ture, many of the females that I know (including myself) like the shyer guys because they are nicer and more likely STD free.

When you have to make a serious consideration as to whether or not the guy you are going to be having sex with has STDs or not, you know that you are a complete whore.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Virginal Loser said...

what is BDSM

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BDSM is the kind of freaky shit that me and your mom get up to.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahah

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its seems that 2:44 is what we like to call "dirty man-whore", who cant get any classy ladies. Only the gross ones weighing 180lbs and have a mysterious rash

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:44 your bitter response is a clear indication that you are one of those lame frat boys - with that retarded cocky facial expression - who constantly gets turned down by any chick, who has even a little self respect.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha I know exactly what you are talking about. He is probably one of those losers with a stupid thin-beard, popped collar, and pathetic pickup lines.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bondage = fun.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those annoying wigger/frat boys give all guys a bad name on the London bar scene. Their immature wannabe-badass demeanor only goes to drive the women away.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those annoying wigger/frat boys give all guys a bad name on the London bar scene.

Boy, are you far off. I am no frat boy, and since I believe in racial separatism, I am certainly not afflicted by the degenerate mental condition of "wiggerism".

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Join the fight against popped collars!

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe in racial separatism, I am certainly not afflicted by the degenerate mental condition of "wiggerism".


Apparently you seem to suffer from some sort of mental condition. What is it again.... oh yeah racism

1:16 AM  

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