Bet she broke her teeth on the new batch.
Girl #1: I decided to get healthy food for lunch, but I got these lentils and they were all, like, mushy.
Girl #2: Yuck. I hate mushy lentils.
Girl #1: So I was like, "These lentils are mushy. Can I, like, have new ones?" And she was like, "Yes."
Girl #2: What did she say?
Girl #1: "Yes."
-- Bus, overheard by Doug
Girl #2: Yuck. I hate mushy lentils.
Girl #1: So I was like, "These lentils are mushy. Can I, like, have new ones?" And she was like, "Yes."
Girl #2: What did she say?
Girl #1: "Yes."
-- Bus, overheard by Doug
posted by Overheard at Western at 12:25 AM
12 Comments:
Wait, who sells lentils? Those are poor people food, not something you get in a restaurant.
Lentils are ridiculously healthy, idiot. Poor people = healthy people, greedy americans = severely obese...I see a trend.
lol! so, what 12:26 is saying is that if we market Lentils as Food of the Capitalist, all those "greedy americans" (cause ONLY greedy americans are obese) will start shedding the pounds! Soon, Mc Donalds will try to capitalize and offer a McLentil Meal
Are you kidding me? Lentils are leftists.
^ ahahahaha...
اقتلوهم جميعا واغراقهم في الدم مثل الكلب شرير والجبناء ،لا تتوقف حتى تضع جميع
^
Derka derka Mohammed jihad!
12:26 is clearly poor.
Arabic dudes, stop hijacking this post. We're talking shit about each other, not mocking other cultures, ai'ght?
Let's be realistic, 11:01. Hijacking things are what Arabic dudes do best.
Well, Google translates the Arabic to:
"Kill them all and drown them in blood, such as the dog is evil and cowardly.do not stop even put Gemi"
What did the dog do to be evil?
Hmm.. maybe they meant "Doug"
I knew it was all Doug's fault!
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