Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Apparently he was also complaining about not having canker sores.

Girl #1: And I bought him some toothpaste and an electric toothbrush.
Girl #2: Why did you buy him toothpaste and a toothbrush?
Girl #1: Because he's always complaining about not having toothpaste. (pause) And I found the toothbrush in my basement.

-- 10 Wonderland

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eww...

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just goes to show that anything tastes better to a western girl than a rim job...

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's a rim job? Cleaning a tire rim on a dirty truck with Turtle wax?

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ivey Alumni network is very powerful.

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(6:49) Funny how you mention that after the rim job comments.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ivey motto: we've got our heads so far up our asses we don't need to ask for rim jobs!

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, the anus is a self-cleaning organ.

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, if you don't mind being really itchy or having skidmarks...

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What type of dirtbag doesn't?

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah if you don't wipe you probably don't mind not showering, shaving, brushing your teeth, or getting any either

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, the dirtbags wil get their just desserts. Like Kevin Federline getting the boot.

11:14 PM  

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