Tuesday, January 22, 2008

There goes the social life...

Standard-Issue Western Girl: (with her fingers in her mouth): Oh my God, guys, I can actually FEEL the cavity in my mouth. I'll put my fingers there, and feel the hole... It hurts like a bitch when I do it though, so I don't do it all that often.

-- Masonville Mall, overheard by Anonymous

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should be a swallower... not only does cum ease the pain of cavities, it also is a diet supplement....

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewww

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you supposed that "anonymous" is actaully the person this idiot was talking to? 'Cause if so, well done "anonymous", you've successfully exposed your friend to the ridicule and mockery of the would wide web! For this, we all thank you.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous, please come to the front counter"...

*line up of 50 people

Everyone is anonymous.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what 10:33 is getting at is if "Standard-Issue Western Girl" reads this post, she's gonna know exactlly who sold her out.

But maybe I'm just being a douche for pointing out the obvious.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous is legion.

3:55 AM  

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