Tuesday, January 15, 2008

And yet they let her teach!

Female English Major #1: Oh my God, that prof was such a bitch! She was all, "I'm smarter than you!" AND she even wanted us to memorize, like, twelve whole lines of poetry! I mean, we can't all be road scholars, or whatever!
Female English Major #2: (clearly disgusted by classmate's stupidity) She was a Rhodes Scholar. It means she went to Oxford. She went there after getting her PhD from Harvard.
Female English Major #1: Yeah... well... she was totally fat.

-- Renaissance Literature, overheard by Catie


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh medieval English with Jane Tolmie, good times.

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one speaks for itself.
I hope Female English Major #1 never reproduces.

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fat? she was hot.

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jane Tolmie was not fat. She was one helluva hot English prof. I miss her.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I graduated in '88. Some things haven't changed. Too bad!

11:15 PM  

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