Wait'll she hears that birds and bees are involved.
Ditzy Girl: You know what's ugly? Pregnant people. I mean, fat people are considered ugly by society... why aren't pregnant people?
Studious-Looking Girl: Ummm... because pregnant people are growing a human life inside them and fat people are just fat because they eat too much.
Ditzy Girl: Yeah, I never thought of that. It's pretty gross, huh? They are growing a person inside their stomach! Isn't that a little Alien-esque?
Studious-Looking Girl: ... No, I think it's pretty human.
-- Richmond and Oxford Bus Stop, overheard by Jane
Studious-Looking Girl: Ummm... because pregnant people are growing a human life inside them and fat people are just fat because they eat too much.
Ditzy Girl: Yeah, I never thought of that. It's pretty gross, huh? They are growing a person inside their stomach! Isn't that a little Alien-esque?
Studious-Looking Girl: ... No, I think it's pretty human.
-- Richmond and Oxford Bus Stop, overheard by Jane
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:21 PM
21 Comments:
Really? Seriously? C'mon, this is an all time low for humanity.
i don't know..i'm a med student and a female, and the more i learn about pregnancy and development, the weirder and stranger it seems to me.
11:24, at least concede that you are (and were before you became a med student) aware that babies grow inside the mother's tummy!
I'm inclined to agree with Ditzy girl. Gross to think that when you're pregnant, you're not alone in your own body and basically have a parasite mooching off you. And then you have to push it through a cherry sized hole. Doesn't sound that miraculous to me.
11:57 makes it sound like a fancy tapeworm!
I ATE A BABY!
"I'd like to thank my parents for making tonight's performance possible, and my children for making it necessary."
- Victor Borge
I'd rather be fat than pregnant.
3:12, I'd rather you go to hell.
And I'd rather go to IVEY, because the rest of Western sucks nuts by comparison! :-D
I saw Mrs.Krabapple and Principal Skinner in the closet, and they were making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me.
Fat people smell, because they can't wash without a rag on a stick. Pregnant people don't smell, but the babies do.
I'd rather be fat than pregnant, too; you can fix the fat problem in less than a year if you diet/excercise, whereas if you have a kid, you're stuck with the little bastard for at least 18 years;
plus, no one compliments you if you "lose a few kids"
Rusty coathanger fixes the pregnant problem...
A coathanger disinfected in vodka is better. Let us at least attempt some civility.
Niiiice... that way, if it doesn't work, not only is the baby retarded from being poked in the brain with a coathanger, it has fetal alcohol syndrome! We can watch it try to crawl around and fall over!
you morons are aware babies aren't in a woman's stomach right? if not i'm assuming the cherry sized hole yer talking about is the anus...
4:35, no one said its in the stomach, they said it's in the tummy.. common parlance for cutesy baby talk. Did you get coal for Christmas?
Grow up..no wait don't. At least that way you'll still think pregnancy is icky and won't reproduce.
Wow, uwo girls really are as idiotic as other universities believe them to be.
I think Miss-technical did get coal.
hahaha
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