Monday, January 07, 2008

That would make it much more difficult to transmit...

Girl: Hey, do you know anyone with A.D.D?
Guy: What's A.D.D? An S.T.D?

-- overheard by Sarah Jane


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know the funny thing about ADD? ... ooh, shiny red ball...

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God. This man is my exact double...

Oh my god! That dog has a puffy tail!

Here puff! Here puff!

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Life imitates art:

"If it's an acronym, it must be serious!"

"I heard you can get it from toilet seats..."

"Who likes cheese? Wanna go take a dump in my parents' bed?"

(10 points for the first person to identify the pop culture reference)

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Clone High! :)

--So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD. That's not cool. Coffee? Anyone for - coffee anyone? All right, sorry. I like cotton candy. Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a Ferris wheel. So I guess what I'm trying to say is - plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag...--Tom Green

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 points for Jess!


12:35 AM  

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