Actually, if you cut back and just eat one teaspoonful a day...
Girl: My body lotion is low-calorie.
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh my God - you didn't know? A woman gains 13 pounds in her lifetime just from body lotion!
Guy: Where did you read that? Readers' Dumbass?
-- London-Guelph Greyhound bus, overheard by Megan
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh my God - you didn't know? A woman gains 13 pounds in her lifetime just from body lotion!
Guy: Where did you read that? Readers' Dumbass?
-- London-Guelph Greyhound bus, overheard by Megan
posted by Overheard at Western at 2:11 PM
11 Comments:
TOO GOOD
^Agreed, completely faricated. No chick is that stupid.
Again, I refer back to my friend in HS who thought birds didn't have legs and she asked me to confirm this speculation during a review for our biology exam.
Yes, girls, and anyone for that matter, can be this stupid.
I fucking LOVE it.
Plenty of people are this dumb....
I once know a girl who thought that the difference between brown eggs and white eggs was that "brown eggs are whole wheat!"
I once knew a girl who didn't know what a urethra was. She thought girls only had two holes and that she had to remove her tampon everytime she had to pee. We called her "ol' two holes"
My body lotion is called "low cal strawberry ice cream body lotion". But I caught on quite fast that it was just the name gimmick! I mean really...
Maybe this girl eats her body lotion tho!
I have no trouble at all beliving this quote. In my experience, at least 50% of the girls here haven't yet learned to form complete sentences, so these two retards are actually somewhat ahead of the game.
^ now let's not be hasty. it's not that western girls can't form complete sentences, it's just that it's difficult to speak with a cock in your mouth all the time...
Hmmmm this situation seems somewhat plausible if you consider the possibility that idiots using body lotion in the place of motion lotion, probably have a higher rate of condom breakage. Therefore it is easy to gain AT LEAST 13lbs because you are now pregnant.
^ now let's not be hasty. it's not that western girls can't form complete sentences, it's just that it's difficult to speak with a cock in your mouth all the time...
True, the empirical evidence is a little weak for precisely the reason you mention, but I'm fairly convinced that the average Western girl has an IQ well below the cutoff for "severely retarded"...
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