Thursday, January 26, 2006

Someone has a lot of faith in Harper's plan to beef up the Canadian military...

Girl #1: I hate Ontario. You know what province I do like?
Girl #2: Which one?
Girl #1: Hawaii.
Girl #2: Hawaii's not a province!
Girl #1: Well, it could be. I mean we were going to take over Turks and Caicos, weren't we?

-- Bridge over Thames River, overheard by Christine


Anonymous Anonymous said...


7:34 PM  
Blogger Hollywood said...


9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canada should take over the world.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And that wasteland between Alaska and America... that's Canada!"

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was in fact a motion drafted in 2003 for the Canadian government to look into Annexing Turks and Caicos. And the island has tried to set up a 'special relationship' with Canada

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh, this girl wasn't completely ignorant to world news.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ironically, it was a Conservative MP who was pushing special relations with the islands. Sometimes reality is the funniest thing around!

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if the Islands WANT to join Canada (or sort-of join), I'm all for letting them...

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm tellin ya, Canadian WORLD DOMINATION!

No one suspects Canada! Let's invest billions of dollars in secretly building a massive robotic army, then take the planet by force!

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the Canadian World Domination website:

5:14 PM  

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