Thursday, January 26, 2006

Frankly, we're shocked there isn't a plastic surgeon in the UCC. Hey, he could be between the knockoff perfumes and the shitty CDs!

Girl #1: So hey, do you ever see [Heather] anymore?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, and she's looking really good too. I think she lost some weight.
Girl #1: Um ... she didn't lose weight, that's not why she looks different.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: Heather got breast implants over the holidays.
Girl #2: No way, you're fucking kidding me!
Girl #1: Nope, she did. She didn't actually lose weight, they just make her look smaller.
Girl #2: Oh my god, that's crazy! I can't wait to see her again, I'm going to be like, "Heeeey Heather!"

-- Bus, overheard by Louise


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaaa that's AWESOME!!! love the name!!!!

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!! too good for life

ps-i've bought several good cds from those people!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now THAT's a good use of Daddy's money if I'd ever heard one....

so much better than LV's and uggs...and costs about the same!

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah if only every girl used her UGG money on implants. Then we would have nothing left at western to complain about.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they did that, the world supply of silicon would last about a month.

Besides....what happens when they start deciding that their implants aren't noticable enough, and start asking for huge, furry, implants?What then?

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe they could have Ugg implants... like fur around the base of the boob... and hey maybe some of those pom-poms dangling off the nipples for good measure! :)

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ugg Boobs"!
GREAT idea!

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man...gotta love you Western students....

is that all you think about is Ugg girls.... that wasnt even all that funny

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"is that all you think about is Ugg girls...."

In a word: yes.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Phronk said...

Yes. And we all strongly believe that a brand of boot completely defines one's personality and intellectual ability. You know what they say...the feet are the window to the soul.

Oh wait, nobody's ever said that. Except me.

P.S. Shitty CDs? That's the only place I ever buy CDs. Why pay $15 when you can find the same ones brand new there for $10?

Same with DVDs.

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cds are good, but $20 for a used dvd is a terrible price ... you can buy new ones cheaper, or used ones much cheaper, elsewhere.

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Sunwheel said...

Yes. And we all strongly believe that a brand of boot completely defines one's personality and intellectual ability.

Actually, yes. I've yet to meet the Ugg girl who wasn't a complete a waste of human life.

That said, I myself have been derided about my choice in boots (oxblood AW Panzers)...

2:00 PM  
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