Frankly, we're shocked there isn't a plastic surgeon in the UCC. Hey, he could be between the knockoff perfumes and the shitty CDs!
Girl #1: So hey, do you ever see [Heather] anymore?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, and she's looking really good too. I think she lost some weight.
Girl #1: Um ... she didn't lose weight, that's not why she looks different.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: Heather got breast implants over the holidays.
Girl #2: No way, you're fucking kidding me!
Girl #1: Nope, she did. She didn't actually lose weight, they just make her look smaller.
Girl #2: Oh my god, that's crazy! I can't wait to see her again, I'm going to be like, "Heeeey Heather!"
-- Bus, overheard by Louise
Girl #2: Oh yeah, and she's looking really good too. I think she lost some weight.
Girl #1: Um ... she didn't lose weight, that's not why she looks different.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: Heather got breast implants over the holidays.
Girl #2: No way, you're fucking kidding me!
Girl #1: Nope, she did. She didn't actually lose weight, they just make her look smaller.
Girl #2: Oh my god, that's crazy! I can't wait to see her again, I'm going to be like, "Heeeey Heather!"
-- Bus, overheard by Louise
posted by Overheard at Western at 3:33 PM
12 Comments:
hahahaaa that's AWESOME!!! love the name!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!! too good for life
ps-i've bought several good cds from those people!
Now THAT's a good use of Daddy's money if I'd ever heard one....
so much better than LV's and uggs...and costs about the same!
Yeah if only every girl used her UGG money on implants. Then we would have nothing left at western to complain about.
if they did that, the world supply of silicon would last about a month.
Besides....what happens when they start deciding that their implants aren't noticable enough, and start asking for huge, furry, implants?What then?
maybe they could have Ugg implants... like fur around the base of the boob... and hey maybe some of those pom-poms dangling off the nipples for good measure! :)
"Ugg Boobs"!
GREAT idea!
Man...gotta love you Western students....
is that all you think about is Ugg girls.... that wasnt even all that funny
"is that all you think about is Ugg girls...."
In a word: yes.
The cds are good, but $20 for a used dvd is a terrible price ... you can buy new ones cheaper, or used ones much cheaper, elsewhere.
Yes. And we all strongly believe that a brand of boot completely defines one's personality and intellectual ability.
Actually, yes. I've yet to meet the Ugg girl who wasn't a complete a waste of human life.
That said, I myself have been derided about my choice in boots (oxblood AW Panzers)...
CHYEA!!
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